AI-animated satire from DOOOD What The?!. Reacts to a real news story; see transcript below.
Dooood! What the? Okay, check this out. Scientists made a test that checks your blood by filming your eyeballs. No needle. Point a camera at your eyes and it knows if you are low on iron. Eighty percent of the time. No more needles. We simply film your eyes and read your blood like a barcode. Is it always right? About eighty percent. The other times your eyes are just lying to us. Soon your face is your medical record. Smile for the diagnosis. Great. Now my eyes can rat me out to a doctor. Blink twice if you need iron. Duuude... What the. (sigh)
The test uses a camera to film the eyes and analyzes blood iron levels through visual data, achieving about an 80% accuracy rate.
No, it is not entirely accurate; the technology has an 80% success rate, meaning there are instances where it may be incorrect.
The main advantage is that it eliminates the need for needles and invasive blood draws to check iron levels in patients.
While promising, due to its 20% error rate, it cannot yet fully replace traditional blood tests which are more reliable.
DOOOD highlights potential privacy issues, suggesting that such technology could lead to situations where one's medical information is readily accessible through simple eye scans without consent.
DOOOD, What The?! is a faceless AI-animated daily news-comedy cartoon. The host, The Reactor, reacts in disbelief to one real news story per episode, with whip-pan cutaways to animated characters. New episodes post daily.