Cocaine Behind the Shapewear
AI-animated satire from DOOOD What The?!. Reacts to a real news story; see transcript below.
AI-animated satire from DOOOD What The?!. Reacts to a real news story; see transcript below.
Dooood! What the? Okay, check this out. A Polish trucker smuggled ninety kilos of cocaine into the UK. He hid it behind twenty eight pallets of Kim Kardashian Skims. Because who searches underwear. So the brand has officially gone international. They chose us as the cover because we are simply the most trusted shape in the room. Undetectable. Iconic. That is the Skims promise. She is fully innocent and somehow still made it an ad. He got thirteen years. She got a tagline. Duuude... What the. (sigh)
The trucker smuggled ninety kilograms of cocaine into the UK by hiding it behind twenty-eight pallets of Kim Kardashian's Skims shapewear brand.
This method was likely chosen because underwear is not typically suspected or searched thoroughly during customs checks, making the cocaine more difficult to detect.
The trucker received a thirteen-year prison sentence for his involvement in the drug smuggling operation.
Kim Kardashian's Skims shapewear brand continued its marketing efforts, with no direct acknowledgment of the illegal activity involving their products.
DOOOD highlights the irony that while the trucker faces severe consequences, Kim Kardashian remains unaffected and continues to profit from her brand's international expansion.
DOOOD, What The?! is a faceless AI-animated daily news-comedy cartoon. The host, The Reactor, reacts in disbelief to one real news story per episode, with whip-pan cutaways to animated characters. New episodes post daily.